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I'm Duke_Commando!  |
Welcome
to my website: I am well-liked by Dark Elves so I'm psyched (since lots of Dark Elves don't like lots of surface dwellers)!! I thought it'd be cool to honor my exceptional status with a killer website!! |
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I hope you think I'm as awesome as the Dark Elf community does
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Check out these testimonials from my Dark Elf friends! |
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Duke
always tells me that my red eyes are so cool because I don't have to
have them blacked out when I get my pictures developed at the Photomart. |
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Duke
tells me that I'm "pretty cool for an elf", which makes me feel better
because if you have to be born an elf you might as well be a dark one. |
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Duke
says it is cool that Dark Elves keep spiders as pets. He says he
has a pet spider too, but everyone knows that Dark Elves have the
biggest spiders. |
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Duke always says: "I'm not racist; one of my best friends is a Dark Elf!"
I think he might mean me! |
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Duke is generous enough to remark upon how "masculine" I am, for an elf! That makes me feel good! |
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Duke always says things that make me feel special, like: "You're so cool, you're different, you're not like other Dark Elves!" |
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Duke's
always telling me to take my hood off because the sun looks good on my
hair even though it burns my sensitive eyes and skin. That's very
sweet of him. |
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Duke says he likes me even though I am cog in the matriarchal engine of male oppression. |
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Duke
keeps mistaking me for Drizzt Do'Urden! That's cool because
Drizzt is a bad ass! RA SALVATORE ROOLZ! DONT B A HATER!!! |
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Duke thinks my Megan impersonation is "hella funny", but I'm just yelling at him because he's annoying to me. |
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Duke is always asking me to express my frustration and anger at the predjudice Dark Elves face in the surface world. That pisses me off. |
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I'm not a Dark Elf but Duke keeps asking me to pretend to be one for him. I might as well do it, since I have to fake everything else for him already. |
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My High Elf friends just don't get it!!
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Moron! Dark Elves hate you!! |
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